Bed englisch

This is supposed to be a popsy poem, just for fun. Dont take things personal in it ...
I had fun with writing it, maybe you have even more difficulties in reading it than I had in writing it LOL

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Bed Englisch

Hello evveryboddy
Ass you can see
I right in english too thee

And that is mi porblem
becourse I can speek
Pretty good
And when I right
It gets intoo anodder moot

I miss the words in your bootafull language
The grammar is givving me a fantastic heddage
I get sleeples nichts about it
and when I see a misstake, I think sh....

THAT word I kan right write
budd further my english is a this ass ter
It is my personal dilemma
It is my private drama

That I share with you in dizz poom
Just too tell you that it is not my miss take
Because it is not the language that I normaly spreek

I am dutsj, and speak deuts too
And that just have to doo

So I do hope yoo dont mind
All de misstakes you vind
Because my englizz might be bed
your duts is not muts better
I bet ;)